Snakes on a plane!

Armadillos on a train! ( bridal)

Penguins on a grain! (of rice)

Moles on a vane! (weather)

Babirusas in the drains! (of Wallacea)

Cakes in a chain! (gang)

Panthers in a moraine! (Supraglacial)

Skunks on a mane! (Horse)

Camels in a crane! (Not the bird)

Goblin sharks at the pane! (Window)

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Snakes on a plane!

Snakes in ya brain!

Driving you insane!

They’re all to blame!

But you’re just,

ON COCAINE.

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Thank you.

*Bows and exits stage left quietly, having used up at least a months-worth of exclamation marks, and a soupcon of dignity also.

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